Timmy was a little five year old boy that his Mom loved very much and, > being a worrier, she was concerned about him walking to school when he > started Kindergarten. She walked him to school the couple of days but when > he came home one day, he told his mother that he did not want her walking > him to school everyday. He wanted to be like the "big boys." He protested > loudly, so she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor, Mrs. > Goodnest, if she would surreptitiously follow her son to school, at a > distance behind him that he would not likely notice, but close enough to > keep a watch on him. > > Mrs. Goodnest said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, > it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well so she > agreed. > > The next school day, Mrs. Goodnest and her little girl, Marcy, set out > following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor boy > he knew. She did this for the whole week. > > As the boys walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, the little > friend of Timmy noticed that this same lady was following them as she > seemed to do every day all week. Finally, he said to Timmy, "Have you > noticed that lady following us all week? Do you know her?" > > Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yea, I know who she is." The little friend > said, "Well who is she?" "That's just Shirley Goodnest" Timmy said. > > "Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she following us?" > > "Well," Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd > Psalm with my prayers cuz she worries about me so much. And in it, the > prayer psalm says, "Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the > days of my life." so I guess I'll just have to get used to it.